Things Heard Coming From My Mouth ......

in the past 48 hours. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried....

1. "Who spray painted the garage door?" (the four year old 'fessed up)

2. "Next year, I'm not planting ANY flowers because everyone around here EATS them!"
(turns out it's only the dog and the baby but it FEELS like everyone)

3. "The next person who poops and doesn't flush looses a dollar out of their piggy banks."
to which Grayson replied..."If you forget Mommy... I'll give you some dollars."

Just a typical week here... except for the bonus of watching three children scrub the garage door. I'm so sorry I didn't get a picture of that one.